Useless-Laugh-Generation
0xdd37bb915e1bed0fd36ed28115ab288f0e43278e
Wallet digest
Activity score
67/100
Performance: thin sample
Open positions
10
Open notional
$72.81
Total PnL
$-28.18
Realised
$-0.00
Win rate
n/a
too few closed
Largest open positions
- NO
MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?
45 shares @ 44.0¢·now 59.5¢·exp Jul 1, 2026$27.05
$7.05
- NO
Will 2 Fed rate cuts happen in 2026?
21 shares @ 94.0¢·now 92.5¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$19.68
$-0.32
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 8:30AM-8:45AM ET
17 shares @ 51.0¢·now 50.5¢·exp May 19, 2026$8.34
$-0.08
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET
17 shares @ 50.0¢·now 49.5¢·exp May 18, 2026$8.34
$-0.08
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET
17 shares @ 50.0¢·now 49.5¢·exp May 19, 2026$8.34
$-0.08
- NO
Will Harvey Weinstein be sentenced to more than 30 years in prison?
1 shares @ 92.8¢·now 99.4¢·exp Dec 31, 2025$1.08
$0.07
- UP
XRP Up or Down - May 13, 7AM ET
18 shares @ 61.7¢·now 0.0¢·exp May 13, 2026$0.00
$-10.80
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET
17 shares @ 51.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp May 18, 2026$0.00
$-8.42
- DOWN
Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET
16 shares @ 50.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp May 18, 2026$0.00
$-7.75
- UP
Ethereum Up or Down - May 18, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET
15 shares @ 51.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp May 18, 2026$0.00
$-7.75
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 8:30AM-8:45AM ET$8.71May 18, 14:30 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 19, 10:00AM-10:05AM ET$8.71May 18, 14:30 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 11:15AM-11:20AM ET$8.71May 18, 11:36 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - May 18, 1:35AM-1:40AM ET$8.02May 18, 04:54 UTC
- REDEEMEthereum Up or Down - May 18, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET$15.39May 18, 04:50 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - May 18, 12:35AM-12:40AM ET$8.02May 18, 04:25 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - May 18, 12:45AM-12:50AM ET$8.02May 18, 03:56 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 18, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET$8.71May 18, 03:56 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET$15.50May 17, 16:10 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 17, 12:05PM-12:10PM ET$8.02May 17, 15:44 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET$21.60May 16, 23:05 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET$21.60May 16, 15:16 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 7:00PM-7:05PM ET$11.18May 16, 13:04 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - May 16, 11:00AM-11:15AM ET$11.18May 16, 13:04 UTC
- TRADEBUYMicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?$20.45May 16, 07:15 UTC
- REDEEMUS x Iran permanent peace deal by May 15, 2026?$1.01May 16, 06:49 UTC
- TRADESELLWill 3 Fed rate cuts happen in 2026?$1.00May 13, 15:06 UTC
- TRADESELLWill Harvey Weinstein be sentenced to more than 30 years in prison?$0.99May 13, 15:06 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill 2 Fed rate cuts happen in 2026?$20.06May 13, 14:16 UTC
- TRADEBUYXRP Up or Down - May 13, 7AM ET$11.09May 13, 11:01 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 19
- Avg trade size
- $7.73
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- May 13, 08:40 UTC
- Last active
- May 18, 14:30 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 1 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read — copy-risk bar is inverted so green is always "better for the user".